Hello Amorous Congress-Stick

...liver cells

1. Me (via text): My liver cells keep dying 48 hours before the average expectancy!
2. Laura: Did you try talking to them?
3. Me: What?!
4. Laura: Try talking to them.
5. Me: I talk to myself out loud enough, I don't need to be caught up in hurrr having a one way conversation with growing liver cells.
6. Laura: I thought you gave up drinking for Lent.
7. Me: ...Lent's way over.
8. Laura: Your liver cells?
9. Me: OMG...we're not talking about the same thing...HPC, Laura...H.P.C.!
10. Laura: Your liver cells in the lab*?
11. Me: ...I don't think we're communicating well together this morning.
12. Laura: Nap and try the morning again?
13. Me: Now we're in the same conversation!