Him: Hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.
Me: Coincidently, I was going to tell you one about mine, but you'd never get it.
Posted on Wednesday, May 4 2011.
I'm Pätrick. I quadruple majored in undergrad while living in Pittsburgh. I did my first two years of medical school in Boston. Now I'm doing my last two (or more) here in New York.
I have a passion for music; it's how I express my self reflection from past, present, and looking to tomorrow.
My greatest 'tomorrow' involves a husband, children, and a house outside of the city.