Hello Amorous Congress-Stick

…it’s barely 8:00a.

I am having a poor communication day today.  I am notoriously called out on accentuating the wrong syllables in words when I talk too fast.  Which is why I tend to observe my crowd’s conversations first and tend to adapt a lot of my words in relation to theirs…even with vowels at times.  However, some words tend to escape this…shortlist: 

Bagel
Squirrel
Documentary
Harassment
Celery
…anything with an ‘str’ or ‘sch’

I also have a hard time expressing plural American ‘you’. 

Then there are the times I inflect in varying uncommon tones…conjugate incorrectly…or structure my speaking word order incorrectly.  I then get insecure, because I feel it eludes to a lack of education of my background.  Usually this ranted post is not a huge concern in my life, but today I’m speaking like I’m having a stroke every time I open my mouth.  I probably am going to stroke out today…

…it’s barely 8:00a.