I want my pink shirt back!
- Me: Who will listen to me make up reasons to scam on that ginger?
- Justin MD: I don't...
- Me: ...he's seriously a younger hotter Kevin McKidd. This is God's humor; I'm single for 4 years and then find a ging attractive...this is concerning.
- Justin MD: I'm concerned about who'll be my wingman and listen to me talk about the girls I nail the day after?
- Me: Oh anyone will. Even most gay men have an odd obsession that I don't understand with breasts. They're just fat cells and mammary ducts. You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
- Justin MD: It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
- Me: See? That's the thing with you. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! ...And I want my pink shirt back!
I'm Pätrick. I quadruple majored in undergrad while living in Pittsburgh. I did my first two years of medical school in Boston. Now I'm doing my last two (or more) here in New York.