January 2012
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“Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp,...”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne
December 2011
4 posts
“My show seeks to portray various slices of real life, and homosexuals are a...”
– Roseanne Barr
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“Well, in reality, gay people are born into and belong to every society in the...”
– Hillary Clinton
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
6 posts
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“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no...”
– A.Einstein
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The formation is a big hit with visitors to Abel Tasman National Park on the South Island of New Zealand. It is just one of the highlights in the park, which was founded in 1942, 300 years after Dutch seafarer Abel Tasman became the first European to visit New Zealand. Tourists are lured by golden sandy beaches and rocky outcrops and the likelihood of spotting many birds.
***I want to see this...
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August 2011
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I'm annoyed with being evacuated from places...
New York is rather crazy today. Low based hospitals are at critical staffing, and closed as of 8P tonight. The entire NYC transit system is to be closed all weekend. On top of this, I have a recommended evacuation of my apartment all day today, and a mandatory one by noon tomorrow. I remember back to when I first moved to Boston, and a hurricane hit two weeks after I moved in. I lived a 15...
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“For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life....”
July 2011
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June 2011
6 posts
Man robbed bank for $1 to cover jail health care →
kirklarsen:
youmightfindyourself:
CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Desperation apparently drove a North Carolina man to commit a bank robbery last week. What made him sit down and wait for police to arrive to arrest him, is another story.
“I’m sort of a logical person and that was my logic, what I came up with,” James Verone said.
Verone says he came to the decision to rob the RBC Bank on Thursday of...
“Ahhh….yes you do have a point. I am a certified non-ologist of anything...”
– A sleep deprived Me
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“Our life’s a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or...”
– Palladas
...@ movie theatre line
Me: how do I become a 'star of hope'?
Greg: Just show up and bend over.
May 2011
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The rugged and please-be-in-sight...
Forever ago, but since Emily is done with her 6 week leave of absence from NYC…I have been thinking about some of the places we had explored together over the past winter.
Lil’ Frankie’s was a labyrinth of a restaurant. We were weaved to the back most room (at least I don’t think there could have been anything else beyond the five minute walk from the front door to...
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...liver cells
Me (via text): My liver cells keep dying 48 hours before the average expectancy!
Laura: Did you try talking to them?
Me: What?!
Laura: Try talking to them.
Me: I talk to myself out loud enough, I don't need to be caught up in hurrr having a one way conversation with growing liver cells.
Laura: I thought you gave up drinking for Lent.
Me: ...Lent's way over.
Laura: Your liver cells?
Me: OMG...we're not talking about the same thing...HPC, Laura...H.P.C.!
Laura: Your liver cells in the lab*?
Me: ...I don't think we're communicating well together this morning.
Laura: Nap and try the morning again?
Me: Now we're in the same conversation!
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“I got a great Memorial Day rate on the Hospital 11 east call room. I reserved...”
– venting intern
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...flash orchestra
Remember this? Well, I went to go see Nick and his girl live at Best Buy a while ago…unfortunately their set held over a time when I had to get rollin’ to see other friends performing in the LES…so I could not say ‘hey’ at the end, but fun FB messages were sent. Karmin is really blowing up, and it’s great to see someone who works hard begin to achieve all...
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“They say, ‘time heals everything’. But I’m still...”
– Natalie Maines
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...by comparison
Me: Isn't it a lady weekend in Ptown this weekend?
Sam: I think so. But I have no desire to flashback to collegiate foam parties. We ARE however, planning on whale watching. SHUT UP I CAN ALREADY HEAR YOUR SASS!
Me: I can just picture you two just beyond the motorcycles and subarus...in a long line of ladies waiting for a boat with a manatee painted on the side to dock, ready to take you out for a voyage.
Sam: And they're all like, 55 years old.
Me: ...and on the phone with their cat sitter, making sure 'everything is okay'.
Jana: We're going to look like the straightest people in the world by comparison.
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‘Worry About You’ - 2AM Club
I used...
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‘I Alone’ - Live
It’s easier...
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“I called a psych consult on a patient of mine today…their assesment,...”
– A venting intern.
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Jeremy - Pearl Jam
Seemed a harmless little fuck ...
Him: Hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.
Me: Coincidently, I was going to tell you one about mine, but you'd never get it.
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Hello Good Morning - Diddy
See the moon say...
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...a 'wow' factor had capped the night.
Getting into classical recital music can be hard…even for me. So when Ali told me she was mixing all kinds of oboe variety music into her masters recital, I was like, ‘eh, I might come check it out’. (Jest: I always will take the time to support my friends’ ventures baring any real time conflict)
Ali looked beautiful in her formal gown. The reed she made for the...
April 2011
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I want my pink shirt back!
Me: Who will listen to me make up reasons to scam on that ginger?
Justin MD: I don't...
Me: ...he's seriously a younger hotter Kevin McKidd. This is God's humor; I'm single for 4 years and then find a ging attractive...this is concerning.
Justin MD: I'm concerned about who'll be my wingman and listen to me talk about the girls I nail the day after?
Me: Oh anyone will. Even most gay men have an odd obsession that I don't understand with breasts. They're just fat cells and mammary ducts. You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Justin MD: It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Me: See? That's the thing with you. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! ...And I want my pink shirt back!
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I felt like Ron Popeil...
It had been a long time since I’ve had a schedule to line up with Rebekah’s to make her dinner. Since I was going to be up late anyway, I decided to have a late night meal waiting for her when she got home.
I went to the market for some orange pepper, asparagus, and tilapia.
I set the broiler, hopped in the shower, and when I got out- dinner was ready to plate up! I felt like...
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...it's barely 8:00a.
I am having a poor communication day today. I am notoriously called out on accentuating the wrong syllables in words when I talk too fast. Which is why I tend to observe my crowd’s conversations first and tend to adapt a lot of my words in relation to theirs…even with vowels at times. However, some words tend to escape this…shortlist:
Bagel Squirrel Documentary Harassment...
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“Resurrection. The reversal of what was thought to be absolute. The turning of...”
– Molly Fumia (shared at Easter Sunday candle lite yoga)
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